Agent: Ampeg

A.K.A.: Reginald Goodthrust
A.K.A.: Jeff Welch
Past Affiliations: Fan Belt Seven, Kid You Run, The Suburban Pop Project
Proficiency: Hand-to-hand combat / International Liaison / Low frequency maintenance

Several years back I was at a weapons conference just north of Oslo, Norway, when I decided to spend an evening at a nice, comfortable tiki lounge near my hotel. An hour later, five large Scandinavians entered the bar. They had been hired to do me in by an organization I had recently infiltrated. Just when I thought it was over for me, a well dressed customer from the VIP section jumped into the fray. Using a wide variety of hand-to-hand combat techniques, a martini shaker and his impeccable fashion sense, the stranger incapacitated the five hire goons. Reginald Goodthrust would go on to join my elite team, providing a first line of bass defense when things get rough.

From the Files of Commodore 64